INTERNATIONAL DAD JOKE DAY

hourglasscreations

Jul 1

2 min read

International Dad Joke Day is an unofficial spin-off of International Joke Day, typically celebrated on July 1st. It's the perfect excuse to ham it up with cheesy puns that make everyone roll their eyes. (I regret nothing.)

You can't go through 60 years of life without having to endure... er... enjoy a healthy dose of Dad Jokes. When you're in the midst of this torture... I mean treat... just remember the mantra:

Keep calm and lather on.

Here are a few jokes to try around the dinner table (read the room, folks!):

What do you call a dish that's half soap and half spaghetti?

An impasta that's slipped right off the plate!

I tried making soap while making soup.

Things went from low boil to bubble chaos real quick.

Why did the chef put a bar of soap in the soup?

He wanted to make a clean broth!

I made soap from pantry herbs...

It's my sage advice in bar form. (The turkey comes later.)

I tried making gourmet soap...

Turns out it was a real wash-and-taste situation. (Do not recommend.)

Now, I confess... I had an ulterior motive for celebrating this day.

Today marks the launch of The Gentlemen's Collection!

Merchant's Reserve Men's Soap Bars 3"x3"

Our first offering, Merchant's Reserve, begins with a honey soap base and is lightly scented with:

Leather • Rum • Tobacco • Tea Tree • Juniper • Musk • Sandalwood • Cedar

A fragrance reminiscent of old maps, private libraries, and stories carried home from distant ports.

https://www.stardustandsuds.com/.../merchants-reserve...

Merchant's Reserve Men's Soap Slice Image

Each full-sized bar comes with a reusable soap-saver pouch that doubles as a gentle exfoliating scrubber—because even adventurers appreciate a little practicality.